Wednesday, November 11, 2009

i'm legally bound to keep my mouth shut

not really, but kind of.

yesterday i lived on the wild side, for about three hours. i was out gallivanting, during the day, with no babies.

i should have known it was going to end badly.

unfortunately for you, i can't give any details about meeting chuck norris yesterday and his wifey, who clearly has him on lockdown. but if you're even slightly intrigued, you can read about it here, and hear about it on the mantime radio show live today at 1:00.

i'm somewhat afraid to post my pic of the chuckster here before the full story is revealed. and also, it's a little grainy. so instead, i'll leave you with this stunning visual:

10 comments:

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Mr. Condescending said...

Can I call in!?

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Oh, if looks could kill...

What am I talking about? This is Chuck Norris! Looks CAN kill.

The Novelista Barista said...

lol there are so many chuck norris jokes hahah

otherworldlyone said...

I seeeeee his packageeeeee!

Son of MCMLXXV said...

Great pic and write up! :)

Lana said...

bs & bc- he might like that pic of you i slipped in his pocket ;)

mr. c- they had some live chat box, but you can find the show on their website and comment on it. #44 i think.

mjenks- his wife is the master of killer looks. can they give a black belt for that?

novelista- soooo. many. jokes! not the least of which being his multitude of security guards. kind of like an oxymoron...

owo- gift wrapped just for you!

1975- thanks :) he's aged a bit since that pic, but even after seeing him in the flesh that's how he's going to be remembered in my brain.

mo.stoneskin said...

"i was out gallivanting, during the day, with no babies."

As a rule I never gallivant with babies.

prashant said...

Oh, if looks could kill..


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kanishk said...

there are so many chuck norris jokes hahah

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