Wednesday, May 6, 2009

i need to clean my bathtub again anyway

today i was *thisclose* to posting about monster's many stank orifices, complete with a drawing from none other than paint. thank GOD i read kristine's blog before i sat down to spend five hours making a fish skeleton coming out of my dog's butthole.

just take a look at what she gave me!

isn't it the most AMAZING thing you've ever seen?! finally, the truth shall be known, me and susan boyle are going to enjoy a wondrous, lifelong love affair, in which we tell each other how pretty we are (on the inside).

i know, i know, i have to share this masterpiece with some other folks. but hey, we're all friends here, and who am i to deprive someone of the warm embrace that is kristine's love. so thanks k, for brightening my day!! and also for giving me the day off from having to write something that's only borderline witty using my dog as a prompt.


the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Oh, I like it when I find other people who have mad Paint skills. Like me.

Dr Zibbs said...


LiLu said...

Except for maybe my "Pooped My Pants" award someone made for me, this is the greatest blog award EVER of all time.

Miss Yvonne said...

Holy crap, that is the best blog award I have ever seen!

Lana said...

mjenks- hi! and i might like paint a lot, but that doesn't mean i'm any good :)

zibbs- feel free to tell me how awesome i am for receiving this fantastic award

lilu- i know, it makes me warm and fuzzy (on the inside)

miss yvonne- k's skills are so crazy, i'm truly honored to have a place to display her work

Mr. Condescending said...

hey lana I got an award too, congratulations on yours!!

Brian said...

2 things:

1. You should still do the fish skeleton coming out of monster's butt. And let's remember that we're also calling him 'chemical' from now on.

2. I didn't know that anal beads could be worn as a fashionable necklace. (re: Susan Boyle pic)

Lana said...

mr.- congrats on yours too, yay for awards!

b- i might, but i think i'm going to make you wait for it.