Tuesday, June 15, 2010


picking flowers is fun.

eating peanuts from the shell is fun.

rainbows and waterfalls are fun.

hots dogs on a grill are fun.

sailboats are fun.

fireworks are fun.

fishing, hiking, and inhaling the scent of freshly cut grass until your lungs are so full they feel like they might burst are all fun.

what's not fun is inappropriate ass-scratching. 

thanks to the asshole mosquito residing in the pool of watery gunk at the end of my street, you can now observe me violently scratching the cluster of oversized bites on my left buttcheeck or squirming in extreme discomfort for the next seven to ten days.

spanks a lot, mosquito.  keep laughing, just wait until i pour some draino in your pothole pond...


MJenks said...


I have a big spider bite on my tumtum that itches like crazy. I had a mosquito bite on my lower back on my left side that wasn't QUITE on my butt, but it didn't itch nearly like this spider bite.

Ugh. Now it's itching again.

j-face said...

you tell that mosquito what's what....

i have on a soft cast on my ankle where a had Achilles tendon surgery. and it itches. and a can't scratch it.

seriously, it itches.

Miss Yvonne said...

I have three mysterious bug bites on the back of my left thigh. They itch like hell, I have no idea how they got back there and now I'm that gross lady who scratches inappropriately in public places. Summer is awesome.

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PorkStar said...

LMFAO nothing wrong with the butt scratching, as long as it's not a homeless person doing it, a lady is just fine