Wednesday, December 2, 2009

haunted horse (take two)

ok kiddies, i did it. i made a vlog.

be gentle...





ps. the lack of proper lighting was not intentional for effect. it appears that putting a video online will make it darker than how it looks on your camera. i guess every vlogger has to go through a learning curve.

17 comments:

PorkStar said...

Frist commenter, yay! Let's grill you on this one right away.

Ok, you suck. lol jk

The embeded feature does not work. Bad bad bad.

I was cracking up at the horse thing and it doesn't sound like it's haunted, it's just possessed hahaha, that's the funiest thing I've heard/seen. Pretty weird that it's only with the horse.

Good job with the video, Lana, you hot mess you...

: )

Badass Geek said...

My suggestion?

Break it up into three pieces and burn it. Because that thing is possessed.

It sounds like the cackling laugh of the joker doll from those Saw movies.

PorkStar said...

I think you should pour some holy water on it, chop it to pieces and burn the thing on consecrated ground. Change the lamp too and use energy efficient bulbs. haha

Mr. Condescending said...

Lana that was scary as hell! Seriously I was really freaked out about that, I wouldn't ever want to hear that noise right after turning the lamp out.

by the way, you look like the daughter in the sopranos!

Jules said...

THAT is fucked up! Your puzzle is possessed! You don't need a horse whisperer, you need a puzzle whisperer. I'd just move.

P.S. I LOVE your vlog. You ARE a HOT MESS!!! Kisses!!

Jules said...

P.S. I didn't mean to be all cussy on your blog here...

miss. chief said...

aaaaaaaaaaaagh that is creepy!!!!!

get that thing the heck out of your house!

nice to see your vlog, that was exciting!

j-face said...

perfect first time.

even though i believe the lighting was on purpose to highlight the creepiness of the stallion....

but perfect.

Lana said...

pork- i didn't even really know what the embedding part was, but i think i took care of that. as for the horse, i'm afraid to try something that won't 100% kill it. it's haunted already...

badass- right?! whoever invented this thing for kids should be burned too while i'm at it.

mr. c- it's especially creepy at the end of the day when you're not thinking about it and then out of no where the horse starts neighing!

jules- awww! thanks :) i was totally self conscious about the vlog for a minute, but the horse is way creepier than me so i got over it.

ps. don't apologize about that to me, i love sweary words. oh, and do you want a farm animal sounds puzzle for christmas?

miss- thanks! you should try it too, very liberating in a way :) and i was just thinking, what if i get rid of the horse and then something else gets haunted in its place?? how do i know if i can truly break the cycle?

j- thanks :) the next vlog will have to be in natural daylight so it'll be easier to see.

Jules said...

You TOTALLY should raffle that off! Not to me of course. Although I'd enter.

Kristine said...

You need to bring it up to Weird Mountain. Or just throw it up there so the ghosts don't catch you. There's clearly a correlation here and the whole thing makes me feel frowny.

Lora said...

this is killing me because I haven't had a chance to watch it!!
I can't stream video at work, my phone isn't very steady or clear, and my home computer is hogged up by the boys all the time!

Lora said...

ok, so how far away can the horse get before it stops telling you it hates the dark?

mylittlebecky said...

dude. that is not even a sound a horse makes. not at all. i don't think it's safe to go to sleep in the same house as that thing. just sayin.

Vic said...

I FINALLY got to see this! I've either been trapped in 'activities' and off the internet, or I was somewhere I can't see Youtube videos, like work. (stupid firewall)

Love the vlog! The horse is so disturbing- does it have an on/off switch or a button you should have to push? I'm going to ask my husband what he thinks - he's good with this weird stuff. I'll let you know. (or do you know already? I'm always late to the party)

Lana said...

jules- i wonder if the horse would be as scary for someone else or if he's only taunting me?

k- yes! you wanna come over next week and help me out with that?

lora- that pussy horse, i think he's faking about the whole dark thing and really just trying to distract my attention so that some evil spirit can take over my soul.

becky- do you think he's already mutating into a demon?? shit, i thought i had more time to figure this one out...

vic- there's no switch, it's one of those puzzles where you put the piece in the hole and it makes a noise, but most of the pieces don't work. and the horse has been mia for almost 2 months now, yet the horse hole doesn't seem to care about that little fact. i could take the batteries out, but who knows what kind of retaliation that could provoke. i'm scared :(

katrocket said...

I loved your first vlog and your whinny ghost! As a child, I had a malfunctioning "Speak n Spell" toy that would spell out random words in the night. It was like Stephen Hawking was living in my closet. So many nightmares.

anyways, I'm retiring today so I left a wee letter for you over at Rocketradio...